A Memory of ’76′

“There is a garden in every childhood, an enchanted place where colours are brighter, the air softer, and the morning more fragrant than ever again.”  - Elizabeth Lawrence.

They dubbed it the long hot summer; the longest, hottest and driest since records began. Tarmac melted in the roads; a hosepipe ban was implemented and duly ignored as sales of paddling pools and garden sprinklers went through the roof. Just in case the rare nature of the weather had somehow gone unnoticed, news reporters fried eggs on car bonnets and pavements to clarify.

The Outlaw Josey Wales was the movie to see, unless like me you were a nine year old, then Bugsy Malone or Alice in Wonderland were the flicks of parental choice. The ice man, Bjorn Borg had won his second Wimbledon title with Chris Evert taking the ladies crown; and in good old British fashion, a novelty band called The Wurzels held the number one spot in the UK pop charts with a song title of a uniqueness yet to be surpassed; ‘I’ve Got A Brand New Combine Harvester’.

The summer holiday of ‘76’ began for me, as I’d imagine it did for most pre-pubescent boys, with the promise of fun, adventure, lie-ins and ice-cream. I could look forward to lazy days, building sand castles and burning to a crisp on Barry Island beach with my Mum and sisters. In this time of innocent ignorance, before high factor sun-cream and today’s heightened pervert awareness; the beach front would be crammed with a glimmering, coconut oiled, writhing mass of bodies and naked toddlers would be allowed to wander freely in the murky shallows. Barely an inch of sand would be visible beneath the towels, deckchairs, discarded crisp packets and fish and chip wrappers.

On the weekends, if Dad wasn’t too busy with his business, he might take us boating on Roath Park Lake followed by an ice-cream and an hour in the adventure park. These were the fun days before the constraints of Health and Safety regulations; before the advent of our compensation nation, pouncing injury lawyer infested, ‘Nanny State; before conkers and British Bulldogs were banned from our school yards; and Roath Park had a huge slide with a bump half way down that would send you gloriously air born. With a fearlessness that only a child possesses, I’d slide down head first on my tummy, so that for just a moment, I was Superman. Launching myself from the top I would shout, “Is it a bird? Is it a plane?” and with precision timing as I hit the bump, “NO! It’s SUPERMAN!” Arms outstretched and fists clenched, I would save the world again!

If we nagged him enough, perhaps Dad would walk us around the park’s gardens to the arboretum; a miniature rain-forest in the middle of Cardiff. There I could play at being a great white hunter in a quest to find the legendary giant gorilla King Kong, whilst imaginary cannibals, skulking behind huge carnivorous plants, looked hungrily upon us, aiming their poison-darted blowpipes in our direction.

Then Dad and I could spend a precious half an hour passing a rugby ball around and play-argue over which of us were Gareth Edwards. Dad would succumb to my protests and agree to be Jean Pierre Rives, which took a fair stretch of the imagination as he was as bald as the day he was born and the legendary French flanker’s trademark was his long blonde hair! Full time would inevitably be called on our game when my baby sister, Samantha, who was only three in 1976, grew weary and would be in desperate need of a hug from her Mum.

But what I longed for most of all from this holiday was one of Dad’s infamous Brecon Beacons expeditions. Infamous and usually met with moans and protestations as Dad always insisted that we men climbed Pen Y Fan, the highest peak in South Wales. Not by the easy, direct route up from Storey Arms either; Oh no, ex-army man that Dad was, he’d haul us around the twelve mile route from Neuadd reservoir, taking in the three peaks of Crybin, Pen-y-Fan and Corn Du; which, when you’re eight, or seven, or six years old as I had obviously been in previous years, is a bloody long way!

Truth be told though, Dad would inevitably hoist me onto his broad shoulders and carry me much of the way around; but this year was going to be different. I was looking forward to it like never before, determined to complete the hike unaided.  Why this sudden enthusiasm?

Sir Chris Bonington and his team had conquered the South West face of Mount Everest in the autumn of 1975 and he was now my absolute hero. I had faithfully followed the expedition, captivated by his weekly reports on the BBC’s children show, Blue Peter. For so long I had dreamed of being Steve Austin, the world’s first bionic man, but now that had changed; my new childhood dream was to be a great mountaineer and conquer the mighty Everest.

Yes. I had it all planned out, the summer of 1976 was going to be a memorable one.

They say ‘Be careful what you wish for’ don’t they.

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Hopeful Hypocrisy (Three years gone but thought of every day)

God: Someone I was made to sing about in school – kills indiscriminately.

Allah: The same as God but terrorists seem to really like him.

Jesus Christ: Someone I was made to sing about in school too – in December his songs heralded the coming of Santa Claus.

Buddha: Happy little fat dude – his followers are kick-ass martial artists!

If I have offended with any of the above statements – GET OVER IT! I can assure you that I am not really that ignorant about the various religions. I am just making the point that I don’t believe I have a religious fibre in my body. I understand that religion brings comfort and meaning to life and death for millions of people throughout the world.   They burn incense and chant, ring bells and hold extravagant festivals, circumcise their children and wage wars in their various gods names; so yes, it must be very important to them indeed but it’s just not for me, never has been.

I do however have a fascination with the world’s religions and while away many an hour scouring the Discovery Channel for documentaries on the End of Days, The Rapture and the Romans. There is no doubt in my mind that The Holy Bible is the best story book ever written; with tales of incredible violence and sex, death and sex, insanity and incest (isn’t that sex?), the Beast and the wrath of a quite merciless God, unless of course you happen to be one of the chosen few.

Being a karateka I have a passing interest in the Asian and Japanese religions of Taoism, Shinto and Buddhism, as many of their peaceful, pagan- like beliefs, are entwined in the philosophies of Karate. Buddhism is probably the most appealing of all the religions to me with its five promises of; not to harm a living thing; not to steal; not to be greedy; not to drink alcohol or use drugs being at least achievable compared to the demands of some other religions. I’m afraid though, one of those promises is just too much to ask of me. I do enjoy a cold bohemian style beer!

So there we have it, I have firmly established that I am not a God or god (s) fearing man.

Peculiar then, that when tragedy came barging through my family’s door, I’d very often catch myself saying a prayer or hoping for a miracle; having whole conversations with, I don’t know who, perhaps one or all of the guys mentioned above.  It mattered not to me what deity might respond; Muslim, Hebrew, Christian or Voodoo; I decided to keep my options open knowing that desperate times require desperate measures; I was just exercising my right to a little hopeful hypocrisy.

As expected, my prayers, wishes and sacrificial rituals were all in vain.

By the time a correct diagnosis had been made it was already too late for Lee. She knew it and tried to keep it hidden behind a mask of unbelievable bravery and courage; but I could see it in her eyes from the beginning; she knew it was just a matter of time.

Whilst those closest to her frantically rallied about treading on egg shells, doing their best to keep a positive attitude for her and avoid any talk of death or dying if she was within earshot; I swear that, quite incredibly, she was doing exactly the same for us. Determined to be with her children for as long as possible and with an often strained but always stunning smile, she fought to keep the family pecker up.  Going through months of chemotherapy and painful trial treatments she stalled the growing blackness within her for as long as she could.

I have dwelled upon this for many, many, hours and I am absolutely convinced that Lee eked out as many moments as possible from what little remained of her cruelly shortened existence, so that we; her family and her children, could properly prepare for the fact that she would soon be gone. Christmas at Samantha and John’s 2009 was to be her last and the greatest in living memory. Her last birthday spent at Velindre Cancer Hospital, though bitter-sweet brought together a family gathering rarely seen and created an eternally precious memory for those of us there

“Only the good die young.” Is that from a film, a book or a poem? I don’t know and I care even less. As far as I’m concerned, whoever coined that phrase was absolutely spot-on. Today, June 27th 2010 is my sister’s forty-ninth birthday and, in around a month’s time, it will be the first anniversary of her death at the hands of cancer; an undiscerning, indiscriminate and evil fucking bastard of a disease that  has nothing short of ravaged our and countless other families.

I won’t spew the usual post-mortem rhetoric of what a fine, upstanding, wonderful and beautiful person my older sister was because unless you knew her it will mean nothing to you; and hey, let’s be honest here, we’ve all been to funerals of people we’ve known to be of questionable character where the eulogy is so shining that you wonder if you’ve turned up on the wrong day.

So instead, think about this; Lee was no more ordinary or extraordinary, no more happy or sad, no more good or bad and no more special or precious than your sister, brother, father, mother, daughter or son, is to you. Lee was a human being and like all of our species she had a multitude of faults, had made many mistakes and wasn’t perfect by a long chalk.

To the wider world then, there was nothing special about her at all; but to her children, she was a mother and therefore irreplaceable; to my parents she was their daughter and first-born, therefore precious beyond belief; to me and Samantha, she was our big sister and we took it for granted that she’d always be there; and to the rest of the family she was our Lee. Now she is gone forever. .. Hasn’t she?

In the year that has passed since her death, Lee has become a grandmother to Ruby-Lee and an aunt to our little sister’s second child, Mathilde. If I were a religious person, I would perhaps believe that a part of Lee is reincarnated within these two new additions to our family; that divinity has granted her soul a right of transmigration into them. If I had some kind of faith I’d have the comfort of believing that she’s up there somewhere; in Heaven, Nirvana or even Valhalla and that she has the back of our family’s newest members; a guardian angels protective hand upon their tiny shoulders. Hmm, I like that idea so I’ll keep the option open and exercise a little more of that hopeful hypocrisy.

But of course a part of Lee is in them and I don’t need religion to believe it. They are of the same fine stock, the same family, the same blood and there are inevitably going to be moments when; a certain look or mannerism; a smile or sound of laughter; a frown or gesture; will remind us all of their Grandma or Auntie Lee and we will knowingly share a glad-sad smile or glance.

Lee wasn’t a religious person either but she was spiritual, educated, well read and I think she would have liked this:

The music she chose to be played at her funeral was Starlight by Muse which, combined with my contemplating her death, triggered a line of thought regarding the possibility of reincarnation or the afterlife.

A scientific fact is that all of the matter in the universe, including human life is born of stars. Violently igniting and dying stars create the matter required to build everything, including planets and on extremely rare occasions, life; it’s how we all got here. Sometime in the distant future our local star, the Sun, will expand, engulf the planets, including our precious Earth and eventually explode creating heavy elements like silver, gold, and uranium, obliterating its solar system and blasting the remnants into the cosmos.

Amongst that debris will be the remains of the entire human race. Millennia of human matter that the planet has absorbed through wars, disease and nature’s cycle, will be cast out into the endless depths of space. I respect wholly, the religious beliefs of others, but for me I need only look to nature for my miracles.

Through nature we will all one day be reincarnated in some form or another; though, perhaps recycled is a more accurate description. Millions or billions of years into the future, which is but seconds in the life of the universe, we could be; a particle of gas, a molecule of water, a bug, a leaf, a little green man, even a brief moment of intense energy in the life of a new star. Who knows, we could even be human again; we could even be us again; life caught in an infinite cycle of creation, destruction and recreation.

So don’t sweat the small stuff because if you can’t get everything done today; you can do it in a billion years or so!

It was just a thought for those of us without the comfort of faith; but as an extra death insurance policy and just in case there is an omnipresent, benevolent One controlling our destinies; I’d recommend that in desperate times when all other options appear redundant; exercise your right to little hopeful hypocrisy and make a little wish, say a little prayer, or drone out a Buddhist chant. But please, whatever else you do, do not make any sacrificial offerings!

“Far away, this ship has taken me far away, far away from the memories of the people who care if I live or die” Muse, Starlight.

Great song, shit lyric; because you’re never far away in our memories sis.

Karate Do: A Welsh Tradition?

Dragons and daffodils, castles, collieries and choirs; men in cloth caps, women in strange cone-shaped hats. The land of song, a nation of Anglophobes harmoniously singing Cwm Rhondda on the way to work and Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau on their return. Golden ages of rugby with illusive half-backs; rugged snow-capped mountains plunging into lush green, river valleys sporadically stained black by mining and heavy industry.

To the world, thanks to films like How Green Was My Valley and Very Annie Mary, this is Wales. A land of myth, legend and quaint tradition; where the simple natives speak in an ancient, incomprehensible tongue and everybody goes to chapel on Sunday. We Welsh have been more than happy to perpetuate, nay, milk this romantic notion of our proud land - It gives us a sense of heRRRitage you see! It also attracts tourists and their wallets to our little principality from all over the world like; uh, let me think of something appropriate for the purpose of this article; ah got it! Like Vale Karate to medals!

Better this vision, than the drug consuming, homicidal and demented example of typical Welsh life given in Twin Towns! That being said, I have had the quite unique pleasure of residing in a particular and, shall we say, far more colourful, estate in the Pontypridd vicinity than anything depicted in that film. I now absolutely believe in the old adage of, “truth is stranger than fiction” because if I wrote a book about some of the things that went on in that place, nobody would ever….Hmmm; now there’s an idea.

The Welsh nation IS fiercely proud of its identity, if occasionally nationalistic; we DO suffer from an unfortunate case of Anglophobia, ranging from a bit of friendly banter at the match to a mislead and ridiculous hatred of our English neighbours; but we ARE unrelentingly optimistic, and let’s face it, we have to be with our Rugby team, of which we are always filled with pride, no matter the result. COME ON WALES!!!

ENGLAND? I find the attitude many of our Welsh brethren hold toward England and the English quite ugly and not just a little annoying, particularly as I’m writing this article during the 2010 soccer World Cup month. I am no football fan by any means but I’ve lost count of the number of people, friends included, who’ve spewed the “anybody but England” garbage at me whilst donning the shirt of an English Premier League team. The same players they practically worship week-in-week-out are somehow now the spawn of Satan, a reminder of English invasion and oppression over our peaceful people. Yeah right! GET A HOBBY GUYS!

I am thrilled and relieved to say that this is not an attitude that prevails or is in any way encouraged in the Welsh Karate fraternity. After all it was great English Karateka like Sensei Andy Sherry who introduced the art we love so much to our nation. Every year the incomparable Sensei Dave Hazard, the very best of English and world Karate talent is invited to Wales to help improve our technical and sporting skills. Preferring the practice of karate as a pragmatic self-defence system, I travel all round the country to train with, in my opinion, the best instructor of Karate bunkai these islands have, Iain Abernethy, a proud Englishman and EKF instructor.

So even if it is only for the World Cup month, shout COME ON ENGLAND! Or perhaps just whisper it quietly to yourself to be safe.

The fantastic thing about world Karate and the world’s karateka is that we are all one big family. Regardless of country, affiliations or club; we are all one big class if you like. For Karateka, more than any other sportsmen, are by their very nature incessantly hungry for knowledge and will glean it from as many sources as possible. Therefore, the very best instructors I know are the ones that can hold their hands up and say, “I don’t know.” then suggest an instructor who may; the very best instructors I know are not too proud or too egotistical to train in someone else’s dojo; some of the very best instructors I know are WELSH and that is something of which we should all be fiercely proud.

So dragons and daffodils, castles, collieries and choirs; yes, we’re all well aware of the romantic stereotypes of Wales and Welshness but haven’t you noticed how COOL contemporary Wales has become in recent years.  Cardiff dominates peak time television with Dr Who and Torchwood; Barry Island has become world famous due to the incredibly popular Gavlar and Stacey; and have you noticed that Welsh news readers and weather girls have invaded London.

Our incredible tradition in the performing and fine arts dates back centuries and prevails as strongly as ever with the likes of; Terfil, Jenkins and Church; the Phonics, The Prophets, The Manics, and of course Sir Tom. We have an incredible tradition of world class poets, authors and artists such as Dylan Thomas, Roald Dahl and Kyffin Williams.

Hollywood, once the property of Griffith Jenkins Griffith (1850-1919) a Welsh dairy and sheep farmer from Bettws, has remained the domain of the dragon with huge stars of the past like; Richard Burton and Glynis John and a current crop of film superstar Taffs including; Christian Bale, Anthony Hopkins, Ioan Gruffudd, Zeta Jones-Douglas and Michael Sheen.

We have a rarely talked about tradition of unsung heroes; pioneers and innovators in the world of science such as Dr Lyn Evans, the head of the Large Hadron Collider project at CERN. So, if the scaremongers are to be believed, it could be he, a Welshman who brings about the end of the world! Stick that on your C.V!

From influential, revolutionary politicians to ruthless, blood-thirsty pirates of the high seas; Wales, but a tiny speck on the world map, has produced world beaters. Hmm, should we be proud of the exploits of Captain Henry Morgan and Co….YARRRR! Why not?

Our tradition for producing world class sportsmen and women is also truly phenomenal; Rugby legends aside, we’ve had globally successful competitors in sports ranging from athletics to horse trials and from bowls to boxing.  What of Karate? Can we claim to have a Welsh tradition of our sport, of our beloved art? I’ll come back to that question in a moment, but first:

Tradition / Traditional: Words synonymous with Karate and the martial arts and equally contentious. Karateka from a variety of styles and even practitioners from within same style, self-styled factions calling themselves “REAL Karate”, “SPORT Karate” or “JKA style Karate” all claim to be using the traditional form of the art. So who is correct in their conviction?

If we look at the definition of the word traditional the simple truth of the matter reveals itself.

Traditional – Def: The passing down of elements of a culture [karate in this case] from generation to generation.

So there it is, as plain as day, written in black and white and smack dab in front of your baby blues. You see, it all depends on what your interpretation of traditional is. We as human beings have had to adapt and vary our lifestyles since the dawn of man in order to survive as a species. Likewise, Karate has had to adapt and vary from generation to generation to suit individual body types and abilities in order for it to survive and become accessible to the masses.

Gichin Funakoshi recognised and acknowledged this in his book Karate Do: My Way of Life. Written at a time which, many karateka today herald as the cradle of traditional karate and believing that the art he bequeathed to us is the Okinawan form he inherited from Itosu Yasutsune and Azato Yasutsune. The great man reminds us that this is clearly not the case and that Karate had already rapidly evolved then and will continue to evolve as necessity requires for all time.

“Times change, the world changes, and obviously the martial arts must change too. The karate that high school students practice today is not the same karate that was practiced even as recently as ten years ago, and it is a long way indeed from the karate that I learned when I was a child in Okinawa.

In as much as there are not now, and never have been, any hard and fast rules regarding the various kata, it is hardly surprising to find that they change not only with the times but also from instructor to instructor.”

Funakoshi concludes with, “What is most important is that karate should be simple enough to be practiced without undue difficulty by everybody, young and old, boys and girls, men and women.”

So, throughout the centuries since Karate’s beginnings on a tiny island in the East China Sea, many interpretations of it have been made and therefore many traditions have been created and recreated; including whichever incarnation of it you happen to participate in now. Ergo, my humble opinion is that we are all traditional karateka; the traditional Karate debate is moot so let’s all stop arguing the point eh!

Right then, I believe the question was – Can we claim to have a Welsh tradition of our sport, of our beloved art Karate? Answer - Absolutely, YES WE CAN!

Karate’s arrival in Wales is, around about now, reaching its half century, which is ample time to claim it as a Welsh sporting tradition; especially when you consider that the form of the art we all recognise today as Japanese karate, is itself still not a century old and only really began to gain momentum around the rest of the world after World War II, just sixty or so years ago.

The pioneers of Welsh Karate, including, I’m proud to say, my father, laid solid foundations way back in the early 1960’s and began to build from nothing, a great tradition of Celtic Karate excellence that continues to this day. As early as 1977 the Welsh team was beating the world’s best, taking a silver medal at the European Championship in Essen. The most memorable fight I can remember was also in the decade of flares and afro hair, though I cannot remember the exact year; it was when Cardiff’s Von Johnson absolutely destroyed the legend that is Terry O’Neill in the KUGB British finals at Chrystal Palace.

Welsh tournament success has continued at varying levels in every decade since Karate was introduced to our fair land and we now have a current crop of young athletes that are promising truly great things for the future. On the rare occasions that I attend tournaments, as a spectator these days; I am completely blown away at the skill levels of our young competitors. Funakoshi was absolutely correct when he said “Times change, the world changes, and obviously the martial arts must change too.” Witnessing the athleticism of today’s youngsters is sometimes comparable to watching a scene from a Jackie Chan movie. Amazing! As well as top class competitors, it’s also great to see that we have two world class officials as well. Officiating tournaments is a thankless task, so to have risen to world status must have taken incredible dedication and incredibly thick skin.

Success in the sporting arena is not the only measure of Welsh Karate’s growing tradition of excellence. We have governing body of our sport recognised by the Sports Council that allows us greater funding and grant aid than ever before. The NVQ instructor qualifications that are now available through the governing body, ensure that our instructors are suitably trained not only to teach the art but to recognise and deal with one of the most emotive issues of our time; that of child abuse. I truly believe that this qualification is one of the biggest improvements to happen to Karate in Wales. The piece of mind the NVQ certificate gives parents when they first hand the duty of care of their children over to you is priceless.

Of course, everything is not all wine and roses as there is also a tradition within a tradition when it comes to Karate; a tradition of fracture and in-fighting, splits and spats; old rivalries and personality clashes that have endured for decades and still occasionally sour the cream of our sport. I often wonder if, like our nationalistic rivalry with the English, some of these people even know what they are arguing about anymore or if throwing a spanner in the works has just become an endemic flinch response.

I would urge our younger generation of instructors and our up and coming students not to follow suit and allow the old views and arguments of others to besmirch the promising future that our sport in Wales has. Our tiny nation has some of the most studious, knowledgeable, talented and experienced instructors the United Kingdom has to offer, many of whom I count as old colleagues and old friends. The men and women I speak of are not pre-occupied with political one-upmanship and their vision of the future for Karate is not blurred by belligerence.  The men and women I speak of realise that with a little good will and a lot of hard work our tradition of producing incredible karateka is secure for decades to come.

Yes indeed, the father’s of Welsh Karate, some now reaching the twilight of their careers, others sadly no longer with us on this earth; can look at, or down on their legacy with great pride and satisfaction but also perhaps, with just a little trepidation. Surely now it’s time for some metaphoric hatchet burying, reconciliation and cooperation. Only then will the full scope of Wales’ rich talent pool of karateka be truly visible and available to us; and only then can the fathers of Welsh Karate and those of us responsible for its perpetuation rest assured that it will continue long into the future, constantly evolving and improving. The passing of time will then, I’m sure, firmly establish Karate as a true Welsh sporting tradition built of success, built of tolerance but most of all, built of friendship.

So, dragons and daffodils; castles, collieries, choirs and Karate-do.

This is my Wales.

No Anglo Saxons were harmed during the writing of this article.

Written by Andy O’Brien, Karate Union of Wales 6th Dan

Author of, The Little Bubishi: A History of Karate for Children

www.littlebubishi.com email: Andrew@littlebubishi.com

Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide…

‘Why for once in your life can’t you get your priorities straightened out and stop screwing around? I’ll tell you why Jimmy. Because you’re weak! You’ve got the will-power of a fly on a low-shit diet!’

‘So be good FOR GOODNESS SAKE!’

‘Too late Jimmy boy! You’ve already been such a naughty boy.’ my conscience snipes before mockingly bursting into song itself.

‘Take the straight and narrow path, and if you start to slide, Give a little whistle! Give a little whistle! And always let your conscience be your guide.’

‘Ah! PISS OFF JIMINY!’

But Jiminy is not listening. Jiminy has taken control of my thoughts and is on a roll. Painfully he continues needling my conscience with that same simple question.

 ‘How did you end up here?’ it stabs my soul with painful shards of loss, regret, sorrow and guilt.

‘How did you end up here?’

Getting his kicks by piercing my thoughts he explodes into my intoxicated brain and bounces deafeningly around it; screaming and crashing, from ear to ear to frontal lobe.

‘How did you manage it Jimmy? How did you end up here? You fucking idiot!’

‘Language Jiminy!’ I say out loud trying to lighten the moment but it’s too late.

I hate myself.

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Ah! MISS DAVIES…

“Sweet childish days, that were as long as twenty days are now” – William Wordsworth

 

Half past three on another sun-drenched and sweltering, 1976 summer’s afternoon. Today is of massive significance, anticipation and joy for all Cardiff school children; it’s the last day of the summer term. YES!

Judging by the flushed and flustered expression on a now seriously floundering Miss Davies, it’s blatantly obvious that this is also a day that school teachers look forward to in equal measure to us kids. As was tradition, we had been allowed to bring our own games in to school to keep us entertained and our teachers hassle free. The imminent arrival of the six week holiday was all too much though, and the majority of our class had been nigh on uncontrollable. So albeit unintentionally; we had successfully managed to physically and mentally drain our wonderful teacher.

Ah, Miss Davies; Miss Davies was tall, everyone is when you’re nine years old; Miss Davies was very slim and graceful, moving around the classroom like a ballroom dancer; Miss Davies had long shining black hair that cascaded down her back in waves; occasionally it would fall across her face so that she would toss her head back to remove it like the woman in the Silverkrin adverts. With the delicate facial features of a porcelain doll, she reminded me of Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady; and they were both the focus of my boyhood romantic fantasies; along with Angela Jones, the prettiest girl in our class of course.

 On many occasions she had caught me…

‘Jimmy’…

… gazing up at her…

‘Jimmy’

… open-mouthed, awestruck and entranced …

‘Jimmy’

… as her voice carried around the classroom as softly as an angel’s kiss…

‘James Gallagher!’

‘Huh! Yes Mum!’

My cheeks glowed brightly as I realised my mistake and the whole class burst into fits of hysterical laughter and finger-pointing. I’d been caught again, mesmerised by the beauty of Miss Davies but worse still, I’d committed that most embarrassing of classroom gaffs; I’d called my teacher “Mum”! Surely this couldn’t get any worse; I lifted the lid of my desk, took refuge behind it and prayed for the end of day bell to ring.

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What They Say: Ignorance Is Bliss

“There is a garden in every childhood, an enchanted place where colours are brighter, the air softer, and the morning more fragrant than ever again.”  - Elizabeth Lawrence.

 They dubbed it the long hot summer; the longest, hottest and driest since records began. Tarmac melted in the roads; a hosepipe ban was implemented and duly ignored as sales of paddling pools and garden sprinklers went through the roof. Just in case the rare nature of the weather had somehow gone unnoticed, news reporters fried eggs on car bonnets and pavements to clarify.

The Outlaw Josey Wales was the movie to see, unless like me you were a nine year old, then Bugsy Malone or Alice in Wonderland were the flicks of parental choice. The ice man, Bjorn Borg had won his second Wimbledon title with Chris Evert taking the ladies crown; and in good old British fashion, a novelty band called The Wurzels held the number one spot in the UK pop charts with a song title of a uniqueness yet to be surpassed; ‘I’ve Got A Brand New Combine Harvester’.

The summer holiday of ‘76’ began for me, as I’d imagine it did for most pre-pubescent boys, with the promise of fun, adventure, lie-ins and ice-cream. I could look forward to lazy days, building sand castles and burning to a crisp on Barry Island beach with my Mum and sisters. In this time of innocent ignorance, before high factor sun-cream and today’s heightened pervert awareness; the beach front would be crammed with a glimmering, coconut oiled, writhing mass of bodies and naked toddlers would be allowed to wander freely in the murky shallows. Barely an inch of sand would be visible beneath the towels, deckchairs, discarded crisp packets and fish and chip wrappers.

On the weekends, if Dad wasn’t too busy with his business, he might take us boating on Roath Park Lake followed by an ice-cream and an hour in the adventure park. These were the fun days before the constraints of Health and Safety regulations; before the advent of our compensation nation, pouncing injury lawyer infested, ‘Nanny State; before conkers and British Bulldogs were banned from our school yards; and Roath Park had a huge slide with a bump half way down that would send you gloriously air born. With a fearlessness that only a child possesses, I’d slide down head first on my tummy, so that for just a moment, I was Superman. Launching myself from the top I would shout, “Is it a bird? Is it a plane?” and with precision timing as I hit the bump, “NO! It’s SUPERMAN!” Arms outstretched and fists clenched, I would save the world again!

If we nagged him enough, perhaps Dad would walk us around the park’s gardens to the arboretum; a miniature rain-forest in the middle of Cardiff. There I could play at being a great white hunter in a quest to find the legendary giant gorilla King Kong, whilst imaginary cannibals, skulking behind huge carnivorous plants, looked hungrily upon us, aiming their poison-darted blowpipes in our direction.

Then Dad and I could spend a precious half an hour passing a rugby ball around and play-argue over which of us were Gareth Edwards. Dad would succumb to my protests and agree to be Jean Pierre Rives, which took a fair stretch of the imagination as he was as bald as the day he was born and the legendary French flanker’s trademark was his long blonde hair! Full time would inevitably be called on our game when my baby sister, Louise, who was only three in 1976, grew weary and would be in desperate need of a hug from her Mum.

But what I longed for most of all from this holiday was one of Dad’s infamous Brecon Beacons expeditions. Infamous and usually met with moans and protestations as Dad always insisted that we men climbed Pen Y Fan, the highest peak in South Wales. Not by the easy, direct route up from Storey Arms either; Oh no, ex-army man that Dad was, he’d haul us around the twelve mile route from Neuadd reservoir, taking in the three peaks of Crybin, Pen-y-Fan and Corn Du; which, when you’re eight, or seven, or six years old as I had obviously been in previous years, is a bloody long way!

Truth be told though, Dad would inevitably hoist me onto his broad shoulders and carry me much of the way around; but this year was going to be different. I was looking forward to it like never before, determined to complete the hike unaided.  Why this sudden enthusiasm?

Sir Chris Bonington and his team had conquered the South West face of Mount Everest in the autumn of 1975 and he was now my absolute hero. I had faithfully followed the expedition, captivated by his weekly reports on the BBC’s children show, Blue Peter. For so long I had dreamed of being Steve Austin, the world’s first bionic man, but now that had changed; my new childhood dream was to be a great mountaineer and conquer the mighty Everest.

Yes. I had it all planned out, the summer of 1976 was going to be a memorable one.

They say ‘Be careful what you wish for’ don’t they.

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Hopeful Hypocrisy

God: Someone I was made to sing about in school – kills indiscriminately.

Allah: The same as God but terrorists seem to really like him.

Jesus Christ: Someone I was made to sing about in school too – in December his songs heralded the coming of Santa Claus.

Buddha: Happy little fat dude – his followers are kick-ass martial artists!

 

If I have offended with any of the above statements – GET OVER IT! I can assure you that I am not really that ignorant about the various religions. I am just making the point that I don’t believe I have a religious fibre in my body. I understand that religion brings comfort and meaning to life and death for millions of people throughout the world.   They burn incense and chant, ring bells and hold extravagant festivals, circumcise their children and wage wars in their various gods names; so yes, it must be very important to them indeed; but it’s just not for me, never has been.

I do however have a fascination with the world’s religions and while away many an hour scouring the Discovery Channel for documentaries on the End of Days, The Rapture and the Romans. There is no doubt in my mind that The Holy Bible is the best story book ever written; with tales of incredible violence and sex, death and sex, insanity and incest (isn’t that sex?), the Beast and the wrath of a quite merciless God; unless of course you happen to be one of the chosen few.

Being a karateka I have a passing interest in the Asian and Japanese religions of Taoism, Shinto and Buddhism, as many of their peaceful, pagan- like beliefs, are entwined in the philosophies of Karate. Buddhism is probably the most appealing of all the religions to me with its five promises of; not to harm a living thing; not to steal; not to be greedy; not to drink alcohol or use drugs, being at least achievable compared to the demands of some other religions. I’m afraid though, one of those promises is just too much to ask of me. I do enjoy a cold bohemian style beer!

So there we have it, I have firmly established that I am not a God or god (s) fearing man.

Peculiar then, that when tragedy came barging through my family’s door, I’d very often catch myself saying a prayer or hoping for a miracle; having whole conversations with, I don’t know who, perhaps one or all of the guys mentioned above.  It mattered not to me, which deity might respond; Muslim, Hebrew, Christian or Voodoo; I decided to keep my options open knowing that desperate times require desperate measures; I was just exercising my right to a little hopeful hypocrisy.

As expected, my prayers, wishes and sacrificial rituals were all in vain.

By the time a correct diagnosis had been made it was already too late for Lee. She knew it and tried to keep it hidden behind a mask of unbelievable bravery and courage; but I could see it in her eyes from the beginning; she knew it was just a matter of time.

Whilst those closest to her frantically rallied about treading on egg shells, doing their best to keep a positive attitude for her and avoid any talk of death or dying if she was within earshot; I swear that, quite incredibly, she was doing exactly the same for us. Determined to be with her children for as long as possible and with an often strained but always stunning smile, she fought to keep the family pecker up.  Going through months of chemotherapy and painful trial treatments she stalled the growing blackness within her for as long as she could. 

I have dwelled upon this for many, many, hours and I am absolutely convinced that Lee eked out as many moments as possible from what little remained of her cruelly shortened existence, so that we; her family and her children, could properly prepare for the fact that she would soon be gone. Christmas at Samantha and John’s 2009 was to be her last and the greatest in living memory; even her last birthday spent at Velindre Cancer Hospital, though bitter-sweet in flavour, brought together a family gathering rarely seen, creating an eternally precious memory for those of us there.  

 

Far left Lee displays her infectious smile

Far left Lee displays her infectious smile

 “Only the good die young.” Is that from a film, a book or a poem? I don’t know and I care even less. As far as I’m concerned, whoever coined that phrase was absolutely spot-on. Today, June 27th 2010 is my sister’s forty-ninth birthday and, in around a month’s time, it will be the first anniversary of her death at the hands of cancer; an undiscerning, indiscriminate and evil fucking bastard of a disease that  has nothing short of ravaged our and countless other families.

I won’t spew the usual post-mortem rhetoric of what a fine, upstanding, wonderful and beautiful person my older sister was because unless you knew her it will mean nothing to you; and hey, let’s be honest here, we’ve all been to funerals of people we’ve known to be of questionable character where the eulogy is so shining that you wonder if you’ve turned up on the wrong day.

So instead, think about this; Lee was no more ordinary or extraordinary, no more happy or sad, no more good or bad and no more special or precious than your sister, brother; father, mother; or daughter or son, is to you. Lee was a human being and like all of our species she had a multitude of faults, had made many mistakes and wasn’t perfect by a long chalk.

To the wider world then, there was nothing special about her at all; but to her children, she was a mother and therefore irreplaceable; to my parents she was their daughter and first-born, therefore precious beyond belief; to me and Samantha, she was our big sister and we took it for granted that she’d always be there; and to the rest of the family she was our Lee. Now she is gone forever. .. Hasn’t she?

In the year that has passed since her death, Lee has become a grandmother to Ruby-Lee and an aunt to our little sister’s second child, Matilde. If I were a religious person, I would perhaps believe that a part of Lee is reincarnated within these two new additions to our family; that divinity has granted her soul a right of transmigration into them. If I had some kind of faith I’d have the comfort of believing that she’s up there somewhere; in Heaven, Nirvana or even Valhalla and that she has the back of our family’s newest members; a guardian angels protective hand upon their tiny shoulders. Hmm, I like that idea so I’ll keep the option open and exercise a little more of that hopeful hypocrisy.

But of course a part of Lee is in them and I don’t need religion to believe it. They are of the same fine stock, the same family, the same blood and there are inevitably going to be moments when; a certain look or mannerism; a smile or sound of laughter; a frown or gesture; will remind us all of their Grandma or Auntie Lee and we will knowingly share a glad-sad smile or glance.

 

Lee wasn’t a religious person either but she was spiritual, educated, well read and I think she would have liked this:

The music she chose to be played at her funeral was Starlight by Muse which, combined with my contemplating her death, triggered a line of thought regarding the possibility of reincarnation or the afterlife.

A scientific fact is that all of the matter in the universe, including human life is born of stars. Violently igniting and dying stars create the matter required to build everything, including planets and on extremely rare occasions, life; it’s how we all got here. Sometime in the distant future our local star, the Sun, will expand and explode in a glorious super nova, creating heavy elements like silver, gold and lead, that’s how they got here; obliterating its solar system and blasting the remnants into the cosmos.

Amongst that debris will be the remains of the entire human race. Millennia of human matter that the planet has absorbed through wars, disease and nature’s cycle, will be cast out into the endless depths of space. I respect wholly, the religious beliefs of others, but for me I need only look to nature for my miracles.

Through nature we will all one day be reincarnated in some form or another; though, perhaps recycled is a more accurate description. Millions or billions of years into the future, which is but seconds in the life of the universe, we could be; a particle of gas, a molecule of water, a bug, a leaf, a little green man, even a brief moment of intense energy in the life of a new star. Who knows, we could even be human again; we could even be us again; life caught in an infinite cycle of creation, destruction and recreation.

So don’t sweat the small stuff because if you can’t get everything done today; you can do it in a billion years or so!

It was just a thought for those of us without the comfort of faith; but as an extra death insurance policy and just in case there is an omnipresent, benevolent One controlling our destinies; I’d recommend that in desperate times when all other options appear redundant; exercise your right to little hopeful hypocrisy and make a little wish, say a little prayer, or drone out a Buddhist chant. But please, whatever else you do, do not make any sacrificial offerings!

“Far away, this ship has taken me far away, far away from the memories of the people who care if I live or die” Muse, Starlight.

Great song, shit lyric; because you’re never far away in our memories sis.

 

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A Welsh Tradition

Dragons and daffodils, castles, collieries and choirs; men in cloth caps, women in strange cone-shaped hats. The land of song, a nation of Anglophobes harmoniously singing Cwm Rhondda on the way to work and Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau on their return. Golden ages of rugby with illusive half-backs; rugged snow-capped mountains plunging into lush green, river valleys sporadically stained black by mining and heavy industry.

To the world, thanks to films like How Green Was My Valley and Very Annie Mary, this is Wales. A land of myth, legend and quaint tradition; where the simple natives speak in an ancient, incomprehensible tongue and everybody goes to chapel on Sunday. We Welsh have been more than happy to perpetuate, nay, milk this romantic notion of our proud land – It gives us a sense of heRRRitage you see! It also attracts tourists and their wallets to our little principality from all over the world like; uh, let me think of something appropriate for the purpose of this article; ah got it! Like Vale Karate to medals!

Better this vision, than the drug consuming, homicidal and demented example of typical Welsh life given in Twin Towns! That being said, I have had the quite unique pleasure of residing in a particular and, shall we say, far more colourful, estate in the Pontypridd vicinity than anything depicted in that film. I now absolutely believe in the old adage of, “truth is stranger than fiction” because if I wrote a book about some of the things that went on in that place, nobody would ever….Hmmm; now there’s an idea.

The Welsh nation IS fiercely proud of its identity, if occasionally nationalistic; we DO suffer from an unfortunate case of Anglophobia, ranging from a bit of friendly banter at the match to a mislead and ridiculous hatred of our English neighbours; but we ARE unrelentingly optimistic, and let’s face it, we have to be with our Rugby team, of which we are always filled with pride, no matter the result. COME ON WALES!!!

ENGLAND? I find the attitude many of our Welsh brethren hold toward England and the English quite ugly and not just a little annoying, particularly as I’m writing this article during the 2010 soccer World Cup month. I am no football fan by any means but I’ve lost count of the number of people, friends included, who’ve spewed the “anybody but England” garbage at me whilst donning the shirt of an English Premier League team. The same players they practically worship week-in-week-out are somehow now the spawn of Satan, a reminder of English invasion and oppression over our peaceful people. Yeah right! GET A HOBBY GUYS!

I am thrilled and relieved to say that this is not an attitude that prevails or is in any way encouraged in the Welsh Karate fraternity. After all it was great English Karateka like Sensei Andy Sherry who introduced the art we love so much to our nation. Every year the incomparable Sensei Dave Hazard, the very best of English and world Karate talent is invited to Wales to help improve our technical and sporting skills. Preferring the practice of karate as a pragmatic self-defence system, I travel all round the country to train with, in my opinion, the best instructor of Karate bunkai these islands have, Iain Abernethy, a proud Englishman and EKF instructor.

So even if it is only for the World Cup month, shout COME ON ENGLAND! Or perhaps just whisper it quietly to yourself to be safe.

The fantastic thing about world Karate and the world’s karateka is that we are all one big family. Regardless of country, affiliations or club; we are all one big class if you like. For Karateka, more than any other sportsmen, are by their very nature incessantly hungry for knowledge and will glean it from as many sources as possible. Therefore, the very best instructors I know are the ones that can hold their hands up and say, “I don’t know.” then suggest an instructor who may; the very best instructors I know are not too proud or too egotistical to train in someone else’s dojo; some of the very best instructors I know are WELSH and that is something of which we should all be fiercely proud.

So dragons and daffodils, castles, collieries and choirs; yes, we’re all well aware of the romantic stereotypes of Wales and Welshness but haven’t you noticed how COOL contemporary Wales has become in recent years.  Cardiff dominates peak time television with Dr Who and Torchwood; Barry Island has become world famous due to the incredibly popular Gavlar and Stacey; and have you noticed that Welsh news readers and weather girls have invaded London.

Our incredible tradition in the performing and fine arts dates back centuries and prevails as strongly as ever with the likes of; Terfil, Jenkins and Church; the Phonics, The Prophets, The Manics, and of course Sir Tom. We have an incredible tradition of world class poets, authors and artists such as Dylan Thomas, Roald Dahl and Kyffin Williams.

Hollywood, once the property of Griffith Jenkins Griffith (1850-1919) a Welsh dairy and sheep farmer from Bettws, has remained the domain of the dragon with huge stars of the past like; Richard Burton and Glynis John and a current crop of film superstar Taffs including; Christian Bale, Anthony Hopkins, Ioan Gruffudd, Zeta Jones-Douglas and Michael Sheen.

We have a rarely talked about tradition of unsung heroes; pioneers and innovators in the world of science such as Dr Lyn Evans, the head of the Large Hadron Collider project at CERN. So, if the scaremongers are to be believed, it could be he, a Welshman who brings about the end of the world! Stick that on your C.V!

From influential, revolutionary politicians to ruthless, blood-thirsty pirates of the high seas; Wales, but a tiny speck on the world map, has produced world beaters. Hmm, should we be proud of the exploits of Captain Henry Morgan and Co….YARRRR! Why not?

Our tradition for producing world class sportsmen and women is also truly phenomenal; Rugby legends aside, we’ve had globally successful competitors in sports ranging from athletics to horse trials and from bowls to boxing.  What of Karate? Can we claim to have a Welsh tradition of our sport, of our beloved art? I’ll come back to that question in a moment, but first:

Tradition / Traditional: Words synonymous with Karate and the martial arts and equally contentious. Karateka from a variety of styles and even practitioners from within same style, self-styled factions calling themselves “REAL Karate”, “SPORT Karate” or “JKA style Karate” all claim to be using the traditional form of the art. So who is correct in their conviction?

If we look at the definition of the word traditional the simple truth of the matter reveals itself.

Traditional – Def: The passing down of elements of a culture [karate in this case] from generation to generation.

So there it is, as plain as day, written in black and white and smack dab in front of your baby blues. You see, it all depends on what your interpretation of traditional is. We as human beings have had to adapt and vary our lifestyles since the dawn of man in order to survive as a species. Likewise, Karate has had to adapt and vary from generation to generation to suit individual body types and abilities in order for it to survive and become accessible to the masses.

Gichin Funakoshi recognised and acknowledged this in his book Karate Do: My Way of Life. Written at a time which, many karateka today herald as the cradle of traditional karate and believing that the art he bequeathed to us is the Okinawan form he inherited from Itosu Yasutsune and Azato Yasutsune. The great man reminds us that this is clearly not the case and that Karate had already rapidly evolved then and will continue to evolve as necessity requires for all time.

“Times change, the world changes, and obviously the martial arts must change too. The karate that high school students practice today is not the same karate that was practiced even as recently as ten years ago, and it is a long way indeed from the karate that I learned when I was a child in Okinawa.

In as much as there are not now, and never have been, any hard and fast rules regarding the various kata, it is hardly surprising to find that they change not only with the times but also from instructor to instructor.”

Funakoshi concludes with, “What is most important is that karate should be simple enough to be practiced without undue difficulty by everybody, young and old, boys and girls, men and women.”

So, throughout the centuries since Karate’s beginnings on a tiny island in the East China Sea, many interpretations of it have been made and therefore many traditions have been created and recreated; including whichever incarnation of it you happen to participate in now. Ergo, my humble opinion is that we are all traditional karateka; the traditional Karate debate is moot so let’s all stop arguing the point eh!

Right then, I believe the question was – Can we claim to have a Welsh tradition of our sport, of our beloved art Karate? Answer – Absolutely, YES WE CAN!

Karate’s arrival in Wales is, around about now, reaching its half century, which is ample time to claim it as a Welsh sporting tradition; especially when you consider that the form of the art we all recognise today as Japanese karate, is itself still not a century old and only really began to gain momentum around the rest of the world after World War II, just sixty or so years ago.

The pioneers of Welsh Karate, including, I’m proud to say, my father, laid solid foundations way back in the early 1960’s and began to build from nothing, a great tradition of Celtic Karate excellence that continues to this day. As early as 1977 the Welsh team was beating the world’s best, taking a silver medal at the European Championship in Essen. The most memorable fight I can remember was also in the decade of flares and afro hair, though I cannot remember the exact year; it was when Cardiff’s Von Johnson absolutely destroyed the legend that is Terry O’Neill in the KUGB British finals at Chrystal Palace.

Welsh tournament success has continued at varying levels in every decade since Karate was introduced to our fair land and we now have a current crop of young athletes that are promising truly great things for the future. On the rare occasions that I attend tournaments, as a spectator these days; I am completely blown away at the skill levels of our young competitors. Funakoshi was absolutely correct when he said “Times change, the world changes, and obviously the martial arts must change too.” Witnessing the athleticism of today’s youngsters is sometimes comparable to watching a scene from a Jackie Chan movie. Amazing! As well as top class competitors, it’s also great to see that we have two world class officials as well. Officiating tournaments is a thankless task, so to have risen to world status must have taken incredible dedication and incredibly thick skin.

Success in the sporting arena is not the only measure of Welsh Karate’s growing tradition of excellence. We have governing body of our sport recognised by the Sports Council that allows us greater funding and grant aid than ever before. The NVQ instructor qualifications that are now available through the governing body, ensure that our instructors are suitably trained not only to teach the art but to recognise and deal with one of the most emotive issues of our time; that of child abuse. I truly believe that this qualification is one of the biggest improvements to happen to Karate in Wales. The piece of mind the NVQ certificate gives parents when they first hand the duty of care of their children over to you is priceless.

Of course, everything is not all wine and roses as there is also a tradition within a tradition when it comes to Karate; a tradition of fracture and in-fighting, splits and spats; old rivalries and personality clashes that have endured for decades and still occasionally sour the cream of our sport. I often wonder if, like our nationalistic rivalry with the English, some of these people even know what they are arguing about anymore or if throwing a spanner in the works has just become an endemic flinch response.

I would urge our younger generation of instructors and our up and coming students not to follow suit and allow the old views and arguments of others to besmirch the promising future that our sport in Wales has. Our tiny nation has some of the most studious, knowledgeable, talented and experienced instructors the United Kingdom has to offer, many of whom I count as old colleagues and old friends. The men and women I speak of are not pre-occupied with political one-upmanship and their vision of the future for Karate is not blurred by belligerence.  The men and women I speak of realise that with a little good will and a lot of hard work our tradition of producing incredible karateka is secure for decades to come.

Yes indeed, the father’s of Welsh Karate, some now reaching the twilight of their careers, others sadly no longer with us on this earth; can look at, or down on their legacy with great pride and satisfaction but also perhaps, with just a little trepidation. Surely now it’s time for some metaphoric hatchet burying, reconciliation and cooperation. Only then will the full scope of Wales’ rich talent pool of karateka be truly visible and available to us; and only then can the fathers of Welsh Karate and those of us responsible for its perpetuation rest assured that it will continue long into the future, constantly evolving and improving. The passing of time will then, I’m sure, firmly establish Karate as a true Welsh sporting tradition built of success, built of tolerance but most of all, built of friendship.

So, dragons and daffodils; castles, collieries, choirs and Karate-do.

This is my Wales.

No Anglo Saxons were harmed during the writing of this article.

Written by Andy O’Brien, Karate Union of Wales 6th Dan

Author of, The Little Bubishi: A History of Karate for Children

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The Wood Beneath The Gloss (full version)

Haven’t slept all night! I’ve had a million and one thoughts rebounding around my skull which, like waves in a hurricane smashing onto rocks, have created nothing but a blinding, stinging and confusing mist. Combine that with a ”To-do” list the length of Gibbon’s arm, mix in too much strong coffee and believe me, you wind up with the recipe for one seriously addled brain.

I’ve started a………Uh! Two seconds, be back now…….

I’ve started a doz………Ooh! Hang on, one minute.

Where was I? See! Now I’ve forgotten what I was saying! You know what? That’s happened a dozen times this morning. I’ve started a job - got distracted - started another - got distracted. Like the song says, “I’ve been running around like a clown on purpose”, the result being; zip-zilch-zero!  Absolutely nothing has been done other than me fulfilling the clown analogy as my morning turns into a joke.

Personally, I find nothing funny about clowns whatsoever and since seeing Poltergeist and Stephen King’s It, they actually creep the bejeesus out of me.

There I go, getting side-tracked again! There’s only one thing for it – I need a walk:

8.30am; I’m dragged onto the street by a four-legged bundle of pent up energy straining my shoulder to the point of dislocation.

Rush hour is in full swing; the is air noxious with carbon monoxide and selfish commuters foul and ugly early morning got-to-be-first-cos-my-job-is-SO-much-more-important-than-being-a-decent-human-being-PAARP!PAARP!come-on-move-it-you-TWONK!! attitudes.

Their hate for me is palpable as my index finger inches towards the pedestrian crossing button. The button of DOOM that will take a non-recoverable, never to be regained twenty seconds from their incredibly important lives. I can’t help but draw some juvenile pleasure from that fact and smile, just a little.

Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep; the button of DOOM has engaged and I’m just thinking of giving the lead drivers a patronising smile of thanks and a cheeky wink as I cross, when I’m engulfed by pedestrian commuters and mothers ferociously dragging their glum-faced and hassled looking children to school by the wrist. Breaking into half sprints in fear that the BEEPING will stop before they can make it to the other side, this stampede of women with their strollers and spawn allow me no room to cross. None of them feel the need to excuse themselves as they barge past me, spooking the dog so that she tries to bolt away from the scrummage; for this is rush hour and it’s every man for himself.

I get a hit of adrenalin as the mornings frustrations, the craziness of human behaviour and the failure of the bloody button of DOOM to maintain its beeping long enough for the guy who actually initiated it to cross the road, cause a ridiculous and unnecessary anger to rise up from within in me. I almost scream but decide instead to kick the dog……….Just kidding!

Deep breaths, Andrew, deep breaths. Forgive them for they know not what they do whilst under the influence of rush hour intoxication. The traffic lights glow red and the little bleeping green man signals for us to cross once more; nervously checking the path ahead is clear, the dog now desperate to relieve herself, practically catapults me across the road toward the park.

I’m now in such a crappy mood that my intention is to let the dog dump her load, chase down the frisbee a dozen times to  wear her out and then get the hell out of Dodge to the safety and relative calm of my own four walls, but then…..

I bend to let the dog off her leash, the morning sun’s warmth massages the back of my neck and I relax. A breath of wind rises, loosing pink and white blossom from the trees that welcome visitors into the park and sparks my all too easily stimulated imagination into action. For the first time in thousands of walks, done out of necessity where the means has always been the end, I open my eyes, set my mind free and really look at this city’s wonderful oasis of green; albeit in my, some would say bizarre, some would say odd, but I maintain, unique, way.

With every slight variation in the breeze the blossom rises, swirls, falls and rise again ; like a vast swarm of gossamer winged butterflies, they compete in a far more beautiful and enthralling nymphaladic version of Strictly Come Dancing; and me, just me, their only judge and totally mesmerised audience. 10′s all round BRAVO! Then I’m holding the mortally wounded “Last Samurai”; Katsumoto, who, with his last breath, sees exactly what I’m seeing. His trembling, weakening hands pull me gently closer, “Perfect” he whispers, then slips away to embrace his ancestors.

Ooomph! So lost in my imagination am I, that I hadn’t noticed  the dog had returned with her reclaimed frisbee and finally losing patience in my total lack of attention has launched herself at me, front paws hitting me squarely in the family jewels! Attention, very rudely gained!  From my now, kneeling, recovery position, I send the frisbee wheeling across the ground. Mali, like a Cheetah chasing down a Bok, bolts off on the hunt she never grows weary of. 

As I regroup, I follow her path through watery eyes……………

She bounds off into the distance through what appears to be dusting of snow. Snow! This is the appearance that the dense, meandering ribbon of daisies that stretch the full length of the field give. Fully recovered, I get to my feet and start wading through this arable Antarctic landscape and; I’m Ernest Shackleton at the moment he struggles over that final peak in South Georgia to reveal Stromness whaling station below. What a glorious moment that must have been, only bettered when he returned to Elephant Island to rescue the men he had left behind a month earlier.  

Intermittent bursts of buttercups have infiltrated the until now unbroken river of daisies and through rapidly warming air a familiar tune being played in a passing car is carried to me. I know it but……… buttercups, like sunbeams bursting through daisy clouds floating in a green, grassy sky.…….I’ve subconsciously started humming ”Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”….Trippy Man!

Here she comes again. Sitting obediently this time, she drops the frisbee, looks up at me expectantly so a treat is duly flipped which she snaps sweetly out of the air. I raise my arm to send her on her way again but she’s distracted by something behind me and with a low growl that a much larger dog would be more than proud of; she starts bouncing on her forelegs, barks excitedly and she’s off like rocket!  I turn just in time to see at least three grey squirrels scurrying up one of the huge Sycamore trees that intersect the midway point of Llandaff fields. That’s it, I may aswell sit down and make myself comfy because a fillet steak is not going to tear her away for at least the next, what’s going to be for her, fruitless five minutes…..

Leaning back on my elbows I laugh out loud at Mali manically barking up at the trio of bushy-tailed terrors; like a grizzly bear trying to dislodge honeycomb, she jumps at the huge trunk having the effect, of course, of having no effect at all. The squirrels, soon growing weary of her attentions, decide that their own company is far more fun and set off on a spontaneous chase from branch to branch with lightning speed and agility. Easy if you’re a squirrel I suppose.

The perfectly symmetrical shape of the tree, its branches reaching out and ending in leafy florets like a giant cauliflower, reminds me of an exposed human brain. The light-speed action I’m witnessing could be the electrical impulses that make our incredible minds and bodies function. Tearing around this giant, green, grey-matter, I imagine them depositing information into its ancient memory banks; the fruits of which future generations will benefit from.

The dog, still not understanding that her quest has as much chance of success as trying to ice skate up a hill, is now being showered by the helicopter like seed pods of the sycamore tree that have been dislodged by the antics of three amigos bouncing around the branches.

I take off my hat and wipe my forehead with it. The heat from the morning sun has caused a trickle of sweat to break from my smooth, hairless pate and run down my right temple. Attracted by it’s salty sweet stench are a growing swarm of annoying gnats. Swatting them away is like trailing my hand in water from a boat; the little buggers just close straight back in as soon as it passes them.

WHAT THE!!! A streak of black and white flashes past within a meter of my face, then another and another. Like Battle of Britain Spitfires, a squadron of Swallows come to my aid, darting through the air picking off the gnats with ease. The little midgy Fokkers don’t stand a chance! Then – SPLAT! That was close, too close. A circling Seagull bomber just misses my right shoulder with what must be at least a five hundred pounder. That could have been messy!

  The all too close shave with the seagull’s “dirty bomb”, signalled that it was time to retreat to home base so whistling for the dog’s attention, I sent her chasing the frisbee one last time. Walking back I reflected on what had been the most interesting and enjoyable walk that, quite possibly, I’ve ever had. I smile to myself  as I dwell on my thoughts and I’m reminded of Gichin Funokoshi’s 6th precept; which prompts me to start relating my mornings experiences to Karate.

Seven days a week for nearly three years I’ve made, with slight variations, the same walk around my local park, looking at it the same way as the vast majority of people that use it do; as a beautiful patch of green, with big trees, a river running through it and really handy when you have a dog with ADHD. On this day though I did more than just take a passing look at it; I sat back and really saw it and in doing so was able to glean a whole world more of pleasure and enjoyment from it.

I’ve practised Karate for nigh on forty years and for nearly thirty of those I was content, again with a little variation and again like the vast majority of others; to turn up to lessons week after week, year after year and happily go over the same techniques, kata and sparring that were necessary to pass gradings, enter tournaments and pass on to my own students continuing a cycle that has perpetuated since the dawning of post WWII modern Karate.

Then, and I can remember exactly when, where and why; I started to question the validity of what I had been led to believe about Karate. Would these techniques that looked beautiful when performed against thin air and worked absolutely perfectly in prearranged sparring against another Karateka in the dojo, actually work in a real live confrontation? The answer of course was a resounding NO! That was it, I was hit with the “REALITY” Karate bug and for a short while everything  about the style of Karate I’d loved for decades became a lie to me – stuff and nonsense – I had been conned! So under the illusion that I was now enlightened and knew better than any of my peers, I cast aside all that I had previously been taught and embarked on a new, exciting and…… equally narrow-minded and blinkered path along “The Way”. 

I’ve now become rather the Karate geek, increasingly interested and learned in the early history and origins of the art and have associated with like-minded and far more studious and knowledgeable Karate geeks than me. I’ve discovered that karate, much like my walk and very much like life, is a complex and multi-layered experience.

Think if you will of Karate and it’s styles like onions; There they are at the green grocers piled into a multitude of shapes and varieties. You see one that looks nice and shiny, lovely colour and most pleasing to the eye, so you pick it up. Mmm nice and firm, you like it, so you take it home. The thing is you like it so much that you don’t want to remove the layers of skin because it will spoil the way it looks…..and it looks so GOOD. God forbid you should try any other variety of onion! What would your fellow admirers of the same variety think of you?

Then one day you’re starving for something different so you grab that onion and finally peel off the layers to discover fantastic aromas and glorious flavours that you would never have experienced otherwise. Chop it up and mix it with other ingredients and suddenly the limits of its use are almost infinate. Now you’re hungry for more onion…GIVE ME ONION! You get really adventurous and go out and try another variety and to your surprise, just underneath the skin it doesn’t look or taste that different to the onion you’ve been using for years but its little nuances can subtly improve the flavour of some of your favourite meals.

Karate’s lovely shiny top layer of powerful techniques performed at tournaments and in classes around the world is all that the vast majority of the public see and practitioners experience. When performed to a high a level they are awe-inspiring and stunning to behold; but look beyond the performance layer and you’ll discover a multi-faceted art created with extremely violent intent but with a strong core of peaceful philosophies that hold lessons for everyone, not just those of us practicing karateka.

To train in karate and not look at every layer or appreciate styles other than your own is like watching Avatar on an old black and white TV set. Until you see it it in its full IMAX, 3D, Digitally enhanced glory, you’ll never truly get what all the fuss was about. To peel back the layers of this art is, for me, a consistantly eye-opening and thrilling experience like sanding paint from a floor to discover stunning English Oak hidden beneath.

So, to those of you who were never destined, aspired or even had the inclination to be champions of the Karate sporting arena, I say to you; DO NOT DESPAIR!  The pretty, sweet smelling and colourful lure of a black belt, medals, adulation and glory is just the sugary, shiny gloss that may have drawn you to Karate like a honey bee is drawn irresistibly to a flower; the real substance that is the nectar of the art lay deep within waiting for you to collect it. The more you collect the more you learn and with some hard work, thought and imagination you could, along with other busy little bushido bees, contribute to filling the karate honey pot of knowledge.

Wow! Isn’t it amazing what a dog, three squirrels and some seagull crap can stir in the imagination.

Oh! Gichin Funakoshi’s 6th precept of Karate-do:  Always Be Ready To Release Your Mind 

 

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A Day with Charles Dickens and True Fighting Spirit

It’s 5 am, I’ve been out since 9am yesterday morning and as you might imagine……I’m knackered! Now, before you come to any conclusions about me being some dirty stop-out who has been dancing, drinking and God knows what else-ing the night away, I’ll explain where I’ve been and what I’ve been doing.

As you already know, I’m a Karate and MMA instructor/coach and this weekend two of my guys were taking part in the ADRENALIN FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, a  huge fight night in Rochester, Kent. Rochester is a four and a half hour drive from Cardiff, which to us Brits is a long way! Now I know that in the good old U.S of A, that”s just a trip to the store but over here that’s a hike and a half, especially when, like me, you don’t particularly enjoy driving. However, it was a glorious day and the three of us were thrilled and excited to be taking part in such a big event.

We arrived a little early for the weigh-in so decided to take a stroll into Ye Olde Rochester Town which, as some of you may be aware, was the home of Charles Dickens. This is something they are fiercely proud of and which local buisnesses take full and unashamed advantage of. For example;  The Indian Restaurant called “A Taste of Two Cities”, “Mrs Bumbles” bakery and “Copperfields” book store to name just three.

Anyhow the town was vibrant on this glorious Sunday; there was live music going on in the grounds of the castle and there were so many barbecues and hog-roasts fired up that I  began to fear for the future survival of several breeds of livestock! This surely couldn’t be a normal day in Rochester could it? Then we noticed, much, much later than we really should have, that many of the people ambling around the town were in rather peculiar dress.

Had we passed through some sci-fi like time-warp? Perhaps there had been a mass escape from the local lunatic asylum. Maybe this was just the local fashion struggling; really struggling to keep up with the times.

To my booky-brained delight, we had walked into a full-on Dickens festival weekend and practically every character from every Dickens tale was there along with their majesties, QueenVictoria and Prince Albert! How cool! That’s what I was thinking anyway, only to be astounded by the ignorance of the youngest of my pair of pugilists asking, very  eloquently mind you; “Who the F**k is Charles Dickens? I could not fathom that anyone could not of heard of the great man who had brought us such superb musicals as Scrooge and Oliver………..

Had you then didn’t  I? I just looked at him, shook my head and suggested that we should go fight. Kids eh!

Anyway as it turned out, this was not a particulary successful trip for us with both guys getting, shall we say, well and truly beaten. This worried me as they are both new to the game with neither having ever done any kind of martial art until they started training with me only five months ago. Very bravely, they had thrown themselves straight into competitive bouts and had done quite well….Until now!

From the very beginning my Karate students are taught the maxims of courtesy, respect, honour, fighting spirit and the importance of giving and being your best whether you win or lose. These guys however are not students of karate and the strict codes of ettiquette do not apply in my much less formal MMA classes. Would they be able to deal with such comprehensive losses? One of the guys in particular was devasted at losing, having been so dominant in his previous bouts.

I needn’t have worried and perhaps I should have known better as both of these lads have resilience, bravery and determination in heaps and soon made it clear to me that they are determined to train harder and come back even stronger than before. They both requested rematches.

These lads were already of outstanding character but I’d like to think that the strict training and mental conditioning I received in my many decades in Karate comes out in my coaching; and that the maxims of courtesy, respect (of yourself and others) and  konjo (fighting spirit) that were driven into me are now seeping subconciously into them, creating better martial artists but more importantly building better men.

Gichin Funakoshi’s Twenty Guiding Precepts of Karate Do (The first five at least)

From The Little Bubishi: A History of Karate for Children

As well as being an incredible karateka, Gichin Funakoshi was also a great thinker, philosopher and prolific writer. He believed that Karate-Do was much more than a physical exercise or means of self-defence. He saw Karate as a way of life that improved the entire person, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Recognizing that this way of life was not an easy road to take, he wrote his Twenty Precepts as a guide for those wishing to be both a better karateka and a better person. Following are the Twenty Precepts along with a brief explanation of how each of them can apply to both Karate and to your everyday life.

 1. KARATE BEGINS AND ENDS WITH COURTESY

Funakoshi’s first and, we can assume, his most important rule.

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Courtesy and respect are the foundation upon which Karate is built. One must bow on entering and leaving the dojo, and before and after kumite practice. Students must always show respect to higher grades and their Sensei by bowing and saying ‘Oss’ upon greeting them and upon receiving instructions from them to show that they have both listened and understood.

Everyday Life

A true karateka should always be courteous, respectful, and polite to others throughout their daily lives. In school, work, or at home make every effort to show respect to those in authority, such as your teacher, parents, or employer. This respect will usually pay dividends.

2. THERE IS NO FIRST ATTACK IN KARATE—‘KARATE NI SENTE NASHI

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Karate was created as a system of self-defence and must not be used to initiate an attack on another person. In kumite practice, the emphasis is always on defending oneself against an aggressor.

Everyday Life

The above rule applies to a real self-defence situation. However, a first attack could also mean a verbal threat. Therefore, if you feel that you or someone you care for are in danger of attack and all other means of escape have failed, then you should strike quickly to aid your escape. It could also mean that we should look, listen, and study before making comment or judgement about something or someone.

3. KARATE IS AN AID TO JUSTICE

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A true karateka only ever uses his skills to defend himself or someone else. Karate should be taught responsibly to create honest and honourable human beings. In the dojo, as in life, using Karate to hurt or bully another person is absolutely not tolerated.

Everyday Life

Karate-Do teaches us to care not only for ourselves but to look out for others. This does not just mean using Karate skills to help somebody in danger from another person. It also implies that we should give our help to those who need it in any way we can.

4. FIRST CONTROL YOURSELF BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CONTROL OTHERS

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Learning Karate-Do requires a huge amount of dedication and self-discipline. Having to train two or three times a week, practising the same technique or kata repeatedly for many months or even years, takes real staying power. No excuses to skip lessons should be acceptable, and when attending lessons, one hundred per cent effort should be given to every exercise, no matter how many times it may have to be repeated. A karateka with this level of self-discipline  will go far and perhaps progress to teaching others.

Everyday Life

Life requires the same dedication and self-control that Karate teaches. Doing homework, chores, or your job to the best of your ability every day takes self-discipline. To say no to your friends when you know that what they are doing is wrong takes a huge amount of self-discipline and courage. To eat the right food and ignore that tasty burger, to say no to cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs all take immense self-discipline. Only when you can control your own body and mind do you have the right to help and give advice to others about how to control theirs.

5. SPIRIT BEFORE TECHNIQUE

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Always give one hundred per cent effort to every technique when practising Karate. An imperfect technique performed with spirit is still more effective than a perfect technique performed with no power or feeling.

Everyday Life

Whatever sport or activity you do—schoolwork, your job, or even friendships—the greater the effort you put in, the greater the reward you get back.

Anyway, as I was explaining, our last fighter didn’t go on until 11pm, we didn’t leave Rochester until midnight and that is why I’m writing this at 5am.

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